I think this weekend or next I’m going to go to a tattoo parlor and get my first name tattooed on the back of my elbow in the 1980s Toronto Blue Jays font. Just as like a reminder of my name, if i am ever confused about it.
i figure, this will be painful and something that i can feel bad about later, and it will also cost money.
Pete Beatty 
Kill three birds with one stone, kinda.